An Old Dude, Some Other Guys and a Couple of Ninjas Walk Into a Village, and Say...

Japanese tv has a bit of a rep in the west for crazy, zany, fun-time wackiness, but to be honest it's mostly crap. There's really only one thing we tune in to every week - a sort of a family-entertainment period-drama called Mito Koomon. It's about an old dude (Mito Koomon) who travels around with a small band of assistants, including two samurai, a ninja, some girl who doesn't do much and a comic relief dude. But, they are disguised, so nobody can tell that they have leet crime-fighting skills. (There's another ninja, too, but he doesn't travel with the main group, more in parallel with them. He rocks up to the same village as they do, and infiltrates the local underworld scene, providing crucial behind-the-scenes support and intelligence to the main team by hanging out in dodgy bars. Also, his weapon of choice is throwing darts with pinwheels on the end, which is super awesome.)

One of the things we really like about this show is it's really easy to get the gist of the story without having to engage any language skills. Here's basically what happens every episode: Our heroes rock up in a village. They meet a friend, and go to stay at this friend's place. As it turns out, friend is currently having some problems. Some light and leisurely investigations into these problems follow, and it turns out that said problems are being caused by the local Bad Guys.
MK and co rock up chez Bad Guys and tell them to stop. Bad Guys scoff and call out a horde of guards that vastly outnumbers our heroes. Our heroes then proceed to bust caps in all asses until they get a bit bored of it. At this point, the two dudes who are secretly samurai line up on ither side of MK, and one of them produces a small black box and shouts something. At this signal, everybody - including any present friends of our heroes - immediately fall to their knees and plant their faces on the ground. In addition to this action, the Bag Guys also look like they just shat themselves.

This is a poster from Season 37. (We are watching Season 39.) At front right is Samurai A (who is in charge of the little box), then MK and Samurai B, followed by Super Kickarse Ninja. Comic Relief Dude is standing behind her. The kid and the next dude aren't in this series, so I don't know who they are. And right at the back is the Pinwheel Ninja (Pinja?).

We had to do a bit of research to really follow what was going on properly. It turns out this series - which has been running on and off since 1969 - is loosely based on apocryphal stories of a historical figure from the 17th century. Mito Koomon was the uncle of a shogun, and an ex-vice-shogun, who allegedly spent his retirement wandering the country with his loyal retainers, disguised as a crepe merchant, and rescuing nice people from naughty people.

So, the little black box they pull out at the end of each episode is apparently the proof that reveals MK's true identity, and lets the Bad Guys know that they hadn't oughta mess with his shit. It's called an 'inroo' in Japanese (or an 'inlaw' in Engrish - see Clinton's post about the capsule toys. If you look at the pic of the 'Inlaw' machine, at the bottom is a picture of MK).

Anyway, we'll probably be watching a lot less tv now, since our internet just got connected. Yay! So, watch this space for further antics and hilarity...